Monday, October 1, 2007

The apocalypse begins Oct. 7th

According to Deadspin, ESPN football analyst Sean Salisbury has his own website, and beginning October 7th it becomes a site you have to pay for to access. I dutifully followed the link and found that this is indeed true. My thoughts are as follows:
1. He has the "Big Mouth" part right
2. I don't want to hear, see, or read anything Sean Salisbury has to say on ESPN, so what makes him think I'll pay to access his tripe online?
3. This is Sean Salisbury's web site, for crying out loud. Sean Salisbury! This isn't Dan Marino we're talking about, it's Sean Salisbury. He began is broadcasting career on Battlebots! Yeah, that and his career stats qualify him to charge admission to view his retarded opinions on his website. Yep, Sean Salisbury.

No comments: